Let’s Grow(n) Together

This is the place where plants get the love they deserve—and you get the laughs you didn’t expect. Whether you’re keeping your first orchid alive or running a full-blown indoor jungle, we’ve got tips, tricks, and plenty of plant puns to help you along the way. Let’s dig in and grow together—no pressure, just plants and good vibes.


Bloom Book 🌱

Sharing the good, the bad, and the ā€œwhy is it crispy?ā€ moments from my plant journey. Care tips, LOL-worthy fails, and no gatekeeping—just real talk to help your green baby thrive (or at least survive).


Sorta Tips 🌿

Passing on the ā€œoopsā€ the ā€œaha!ā€ moments from my plant obsession. No expert advice —just trial, error, and tips to save you from making my messy mistakes. Let’s keep it real, fun, and full of green wins.


Dirt(y) Talk 🧤

Dishing the dirt on plant life, soil (yes, dirt), drama and more —because not all advice is gold (looking at you, questionable YouTube hacks). A mix of tales & lessons served with sass and a sprinkle of soil.

The Cutting Room – Snipped from Me to You

Propagated with Care, Ready to Share

Ready to get your hands a little dirty, plant newbie? 🌿 The Cutting Room is a perfect (and affordable!) way to start your green-thumb journey. With rooted cuttings starting at just $15, you can start your own collection with my Pothos, Monstera, Philodendrons, and more.

Each cutting comes well-rooted and pampered like the little plant diva it is, and I throw in a small bag of my own soil mix (because, honestly, I have way too much šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø). Quantities are limited, shipping is restricted to where plants are allowed, and ALL SALES ARE FINAL—but rest assured, I’ll make sure your new green baby is ready to travel safely.

Let’s turn your space into a mini jungle, one cutting at a time. Who needs air purifiers when you’ve got plants? šŸƒāœØ